Well, bear wanted me to put this story into a post, so, um, here it is. flowery_twat demanded Dom mpreg and wouldn't go to bed until I wrote it, so I did in the comments to her journal. And here it all is, copy and pasted for your edification. Hee. Um, enjoy, and sleep well. (Slight Lost spoilers in story.)

( A Monaboyd Bedtime Story for Twat, In Which Twat Herself Appears To Speed Our Heroes Onto Love and Parenthood )

Title: Corresponding Shapes
Fandoms: The Royal Tenenbaums/Lotrips
Pairing: Margot Tenenbaum/Billy Boyd
Rating: PG-13

( So, you're cheating on me, then? Billy Boyd asked conversationally. )

Title: I Cannot Fall in Love
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Hannah/Billy, Hannah/Dom
Rating: R, I guess.
A/N: Written for flowery_twat's birthday and posted now even though she won't see this until she gets back. Thanks to lalejandra for the beta and loraineee79 for encouragement and suggestions. 1606 words.

( The expression of Dom's that Hannah really fucking hates is that rock star smirk he does )

Here's a little bit of Billy/Hannah Wood, written as apology fic for flowery_twat and circe_tigana. Sorry I made fun of Orlando, Twat. Sorry I'm always mean to you, Circe. (And I added to what I emailed you guys yesterday.)

Title: It's a Long Way Down
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All lies.
Fandom: Lotrips
918 words

( Hannah watches Billy because Elijah watches Billy. )

All the post-Oscar angst fic was really messing me up. Like a lot. So I was like, dude, I'm going to write a perfectly happy fic, and I *really* tried. This is the result. It is not, however, perfectly happy, but merely reasonably happy. Happy is hard, man.

Title: To the End of His Days
Rating: PG
Pairing: Billy and Dom friendship
Disclaimer: ( Read more... )

As promised, more of the fandom that ate your friends list.

Title: Everything's Not Lost. Just Most Things.
Pairing: Billy/Dom. Pre-slash, or post-slash, or just friendly. Whatever your little heart desires.
Rating: PG for language.
Disclaimer: It's all true! Dom told me! Then he took me by the hand and we went flying amongst the dancing ( Read more... )